Now The Fun Begins!
Okay, this will be a pretty short post today. I just wanted to let everyone know that I am still alive. I also wanted to state that I am keeping this web log alive. I know that I have seen a quite a few that have one or two posts and then the author stops writing. Well, I am not going to do that. I just had some stuff to do this weekend. Mainly the show that I am in. It is called "Dudley Daper's Office Party". It is one of those interactive theatre things. Along the lines of "Tony and Tina's Wedding". So, if you live in the Sioux Falls(South Dakota) area - check it out.
Also, I have started writing again. The script is currently titled "I Hate Everyone". I plan on filming it this summer.
That is about it. A little bit longer than I expected. Whatever.
Why Can't I Get Just One Kiss,
Cory Nels Jacobsen

I'm Baaaccccckkkkk!!!!
I thought that tonight may lead to some interesting stories; alas, I was wrong. Why am I posting then? I do not rightfully know, Suzie, but that was a good question. I guess it is because I am bored. That enough for ya? Huh? Huh, big boy? You wanna tumble? 'Cause I'll tumble for 'ya. Sorry, that came out all wrong. No Culture Club references on this blog. No siree Skippy. Except for the previous one. That one stays. Why? 'Cause Bruce Campbell said so. That's why. He was in the "Evil Dead" movies. Were any of you in the "Evil Dead" movies? Didn't think so. So, shut your yappers.
Hey, I just realized that when I move I will need to change the name of this blog. Hmmm, that sucks.
Anyway, that is enough of my yammering for the night.
I Smoke My Cigarettes With Style,
Cory Nels Jacobsen

JUST FOR FUN: Try reading "Newsweek" while watching "E! News Live". The sensation will not disappoint.

Okay, I Lied.
I will not do this often, but I am posting twice in one day. Do not get your hopes up. This is an isolated incident.
If you by some chance you read the original version of last night's post - you are a lying bastard if you say that you did - then you will notice that part of the post went into the the abyss this morning. I am glad that it is gone. That is what I get for posting in the middle of the night.
Anyway, I am going out tonight. Maybe to one of the many alcohol establishments in the greater Sioux Falls area. I do not know.
So, off I go. Have fun, be safe and read Mark Leyner books. "Et Tu, Babe" is a good place to start.
Always Feeling the Fear,
Cory Nels Jacobsen

Testing. Testing. One, two, three.
I guess that I should start off with the reason behind this whole endevor. Well, right now, I am using this as a way of detailing my process of getting a film made and distributed. It may also end up detailing my slowly becoming insane. Only time will tell.
I will try to update this thing often, but that may not happen. I may be doing something better with my life. Like smoking crack - remember what Whitney said: "Crack is wack." - or being dead.
A Few Miles Out Of Barstow,
Cory Nels Jacobsen